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Category Archives: Everyday life

Vindspil og vindklokker

Èn af de dage hvor Satan var i virkeligt dårligt humør skabte han vindklokken…I ved…de dér orgelpiber, eller hvad fanden det så end er, som semikomatøse åndsboller hænger op i deres haver til evig og betydelig gene for deres omgivelser! Hvorfor? Fordi “…Nææææh, hvor lyder de da sjoooovt, når de sådan lissom klimter i vinden….KLIM [...]

Vagn vs. Blackbird

I’ve decided to keep an online diary of Vagns kills…Vagn…aka my fearless feline. Although I’m not sure, I believe he made his first kill today…either that or he stole half a blackbird (thorax, a wing and a leg… no head ) from one of the other cats in the neighborhood.
Kill chart per January [...]

Madsen vs. Old Lady

In all modesty…
Went to the local bakery today…
82-year-old lady: “Ohhh…Now you are very handsome man, young man!”
Madsen: “Well, thank you very much ma’am! Allow me to say that you yourself look absolutely dazzling ma’am!”
82-year-old lady (giggling): “Teeheee…”
Given the fact she’s had 82 years of “dude checking” experience…a connaisseur if you like…I take her remarks as [...]