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De (meningsløse) National Tests

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Følgende spørgsmål er at finde i demoudgaven for “De nationale tests” for faget geografi:
“I 1990 var Afrikas befolkning ca. 648 millioner” Sæt kryds: Rigtigt____ Forkert____
Hvis det er standarden, så er det simpelthen så kummerligt det er til at græde over…Komplet (!) ubrugeligt! Hvordan H******* kan man finde på at stille [...]

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Russell Madsen

Friday, February 19, 2010

Heh…an eight-year-old kid at school just made my day complete…
I was on playground duty, and noticed this eight-year-old staring at me…kid comes over:
Kid: “Madsen!”
Madsen: “Yup?”
Kid: “Do you know that movie…”Gladiator”?”
Madsen: “Sure I do…Great movie!”
Kid: “Yeah…You know what….You look EXACTLY like the guy from “Gladiator”…EXACTLY!”
Madsen:
Here’s another great pic of me on my horse…

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Dumb ass

Thursday, June 18, 2009

En af mine 8.klassere havde lavet et biologirelateret spørgsmål en quiz…Hendes spørgsmål lød:
“Hvilket slags træ er Danmarks ældste eg?
Suk…

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Dyrskue med 2.B

Friday, June 12, 2009

Den årlige tur med klassen til Dyrskuet i Odense er altid ganske underholdende, og turen i dag var ingen undtagelse. På et tidspunkt hopper vi ind til “klappe-kalvene”, og en lille 8-årig pige sætter sig ved en lille kalv som hun betaget klapper forsigtigt. Efter at have siddet ved kalven en tid, kigger hun op [...]

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Røv og moser

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Vi har “Klassens time” i 2.b, og kommer til at snakke om mosefund. En lille pige, der tilfældigvis ligner hovedrolleindehaveren fra filmen “Little MIss Sunshine”, rækker hånden op:
“…Jeg har hørt, at man engang fandt en mand i en mose. Han var meget meget gammel, og han havde ligget der rigtig længe…mere end 2000 år! Hans [...]

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Dance!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My 2.-graders continues to amaze and amuse me…We were having a math class today, and everybody was really contrated on solving various math puzzles…NO-ONE spoke…complete silence…Suddently this 8 year old boy yells out the intro to C & C Music Factorys “Sweat”…..”EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!“…just like that…out of the blue…no warning or anything…just “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!” [...]

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Ignorantus Morronicus Gigantus

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I teach history to 18 spotty-faced 9th graders…not always a rewarding task if I may say so. One of the subjects we’ve worked with are The Vietnam War…:
Me: “So then…who took part in The Vietnam War? Who were the participants?”
Spotty-faced Ignorantus Morronicus Gigantus: “Ehhhh…Forrest Gump?!”

Bonus link: 20% of All Americans: “The Sun Revolves [...]

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